RWBY Chibi! So, in conclusion, history is good Ignorance is bad Therefore, read a book Miss Ruby Rose! So glad you could join us Unfortunately class is nearly over RUBY: Oh well, you see, a crazy thing happened before OOBLECK: DETENTION! One day OOBLECK: So, in conclusion- RUBY: Hello! I being exchange student Also now, I am not being late. This is when we get to class in my country! OOBLECK: AH! Welcome to Beacon! OOBLECK: Hold on, you have a little something on your lip RUBY: No! Wait! RUBY: HOLY CATS, MY FACE! OOBLECK: DETENTION! Two days OOBLECK: In conclusion- OOBLECK: I will be right back There is something that requires my attention immediately outside RUBY: Yes, I made it Oobleck is no match for my cutting edge stealth. OOBLECK: DETENTION! One, two, three days! UGH, I’m gonna be sick! RUBY: I made it! HAH! RUBY: Nobody can remove me from this stage! NOBODY! Wait, where is everyone? OOBLECK: Ah Ruby, just in time for Saturday detention. SON OF A- YANG: Weiss, you are always so mean! WEISS: Deal with it. YANG: I wish you would be more like Pyrrha She is always nice NORA: That’s not always a good thing JAUNE: And that is all of the one-liners I think we should incorporate into our fight. So what do you think? *Pyrrha strains to get the word out* PYRRHA: Boy, you are just so creative CINDER: Settle down, peons! Let’s get this evil class started ROMAN: Look, maybe these amateurs need it, but I’m a criminal mastermind! This class is an insult to my dignity Who did that?! Mercury!? MERCURY: Iunno? CINDER: Everyone focus! Today, we’re learning about booby traps MERCURY: Hah, she said ‘trap’. CINDER: Quiet! I need to concentrate! This is a very delicate procedure With the addition of this EVIL candle VOILA! One deliciously evil cake Ready to explode Any questions? MERCURY: When’s lunch? CINDER: I meant about the cake! NEO: Is it gluten free? What? I don’t… what does that have to do with anything? ROMAN: Yeah, I am not crazy about cakes. Can we do a nice flan instead? CINDER: How can you booby-trap flan?! MERCURY: Hah, flan. CINDER: Are there any questions specifically about making this booby-trapped cake? EMERALD: Yeah, I don’t really understand how this is supposed to work… It’s clearly just a cake with a stick of dynamite in it CINDER: [Growls] You’re clearly not grasping this concept SEE! Now, when you lean in to blow out the candles.. EMERALD: Uh… Cinder? CINDER: YES! Emerald, what could you possibly still not understand about this concept? EMERALD: Well… NEO: Happy Birthday! CINDER: Oh… [Cake-splosion!] CINDER: I. Hate. Teaching. PORT: Tell me about it.